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Murphy’s Law has had a good run.
Let’s make its job harder.

Stop making it easy for Murphy.

Murphy’s Law:

“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.”

— Eddie Murphy

(No, not that Eddie Murphy! Aerospace engineer Edward A. Murphy, Jr.)

What Eddie Edward meant was: It’s not that the universe is malicious, but if there is a way for human error or equipment failure to occur, it must be anticipated and prevented. Or else!

(Okay, we added that last part. But you know it’s true.)

01 / Calculate the Cost of “Just a Minute”

When the equipment stops. The clock doesn’t.

Let’s put a dollar figure on the time the room is costing you.

It's your room, enter your numbers.

Illustrative, editable assumptions. All amounts in USD. Include everyone whose time is affected.

Estimated Annual Labor-Time Cost

$14,400
$150per disruption
$1,200per month

Time adds up.
Even when nobody sends an invoice.

Give your presentation another path
What this estimate means

People × hourly cost × minutes lost ÷ 60 = labor-time cost per disruption. Multiply by disruptions per month for a monthly estimate, then by 12 for an annual estimate.

This is an illustrative value of time, not measured cash loss or a forecast of savings. It does not include missed opportunities, lost attention, or reputational effects. Changing your assumptions changes the result.

02 / The News

Murphy finally takes credit.

“I swapped one letter just before the final proof. Small job, very official stationery.” — Murphy

A White House document for the September 2026 Super Intelligence accord printed “President of the Unites States” beneath the president’s signature. ABC 10News confirmed the typo in a fact check of the document shared by the official White House account.

The Takeaway
Give the signature page its own proofing pass. Repeated names and titles are easy to skim because they feel familiar.

ABC 10News: United States misspelled in the Super Intelligence accord?

Reported September 30, 2026 · Accord signed September 29, 2026

“I put a typo in the parking permits. Even the letters couldn’t stay in their spaces.” — Murphy

Hull, Massachusetts, announced corrected parking permits after a resident spotted that “parking” was misspelled. Its May 14 notice said enforcement would pause until corrected permits were issued.

The Takeaway
Before approving a print run, have a second person read the final proof, including the familiar words.

Hull Police Department: Correction of printing error on restricted parking permits

From the archives: Reported May 14, 2026

“I invited the whole mailing list to the dress rehearsal.” — Murphy

DNSimple said it accidentally sent a test email to all its customers on April 30, 2024. In a post the next day, the company reassured customers that no accounts were compromised.

The Takeaway
Before sending, check the audience as carefully as the words. Send a message to a small test list with clearly recognizable test addresses.

DNSimple: What Was That asdf Email?

From the archive: April 30, 2024

“Guess who put the cans in the bag! The museum’s staff spoiled my party.” — Murphy

The LAM museum in the Netherlands reported that an art installation made from two meticulously hand-painted beer cans was mistakenly thrown in the trash. Staff found both cans intact, and the museum emphasized that the mixup was, well, a mistake.

The Takeaway
When handing things over, point out anything that looks ordinary but isn't. A short walkthrough can prevent a long search.

LAM museum: Artwork mistaken for rubbish

From the archive: reported October 1, 2024

“I managed to hide a typo in the fine print. Then someone brought a magnifying glass. Doh!” — Murphy

The Reserve Bank of Australia’s annual report acknowledged a spelling error in the microprint on its newly-designed $50 note.

The Takeaway
Proof small text at a readable size before approving the final design. Shrinking the words should be the last step.

Reserve Bank of Australia: Annual Report 2019, Banknotes

From the archive: 2019

Real stories. Fictional Murphy commentary. Practical lessons are ours.

03 / Words to Prepare By

“I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by a conscious endeavor.”

The Takeaway
Choose one thing to be conscious of today: open the final file, test the adapter, rehearse the switch to your plan B.

“You must look at facts, because they look at you.”

The Takeaway
The fact is, you'll need to tell the audience something if the screen goes dark. Give everyone one clear instruction that tells them how to see your slides anyway.

04 / Your Preparedness Plan

Give trouble less to work with.

A little preparation beats a room full of apologies.

Use this checklist as you prepare. Checkmarks last for this page visit.

05 / Preparedness, in Practice

Stop Murphy From Ruining Your Next Big Presentation.

Prepare for the unexpected.

BackUpPlan.net gives your presentation another path: distribute slides across the phones, tablets, and computers your audience already has.

Prepare your PowerPoint, Keynote, or PDF presentation. Share a Speakable Address™ so people can get to it, with a QR code as another way in.

Meet BackUpPlan.net

06 / The Pointless Petition

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